punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”


[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]


lauuwmcfly:

~ Dear Carrie: The One When I Celebrate.


Rian&Jack apprecation post.


bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing


harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me


maddetectivewithabox:

#walk walk fashion baby


rihenna:

Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards